From the recording Ominous Bus
Carl came across this title in a list of titles and wrote the rest of it. He smiles when he thinks about the lyrics "let alone catch a sperm whale" and "look for the man with the suitcase full of sunshine and give him all your cash"
Lyrics
WHEN MY SHIP MAKES IT TO HEAVEN
APRIL 2020
[D] WHEN MY SHIP MAKES IT TO HEAVEN
[G] I WILL CALL AND LEAVE YOU A [D] VOICEMAIL
[C] I NEVER EXPECTED TO SET SAIL
[D] LET ALONE CATCH A SPERM WHALE
AS SOON AS WE SEE THE HARBOR LIGHTS
ON THAT DARK AND STORMY TERROR NIGHT
I WILL SEND YOU OUT A MIGHTY SHOUT
AND YOU WILL SEE MY FACE IN THE RAIN
[A] SAILING ON THE OCEAN WITH A [G] WHALE AS MY PAL
[A] COUNTING THE STARS AND PUTTING THEM IN A [G] FRUIT JAR
[A] WHO CAN SAY WHERE HEAVEN WILL BE FOUND
[G] OR IF I DO WILL YOU STILL BE [D] AROUND
RIDING THE WAVES OF LIFE AND WATCHING
HOW LONG IT TAKES TO BAKE A THOUGHT
WHEN WILL THIS DESERT DESERT MY BRAIN
WHEN WILL THE OCEAN DROWN ME
IF THERE IS A CORRECT ANSWER IN THIS WORLD
I WONDER IF I WOULD KNOW ITS NAME
CAN YOU HELP ME TO DECIDE WHICH WAY TO GO
WILL THE WIND OF DEATH BLOW ME DOWN SOMEDAY
RING RING RING AROUND ROSIE
POCKET POCKET FULL OF ASH
WATCH FOR THE MAN WITH THE SUITCASE FULL OF SUNSHINE
AND GIVE HIM ALL YOUR CASH
REPEAT FIRST PART AND END